oxmanism

When you're allowed to plagiarize simply because your husband is a whiny, Zionist bully. (And you slept with Brad Pitt)

The more money you have, and the more you play the victim card, the more oxmanism is allowed and encouraged.

ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

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