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gray piranha

A bus group of retirees that have just finished a tour (cheese or chocolate factory) and are heading for the sample table.
Also known as silver piranhas
piranhis americanus
piranhis astralius
piranhis europus

Tour guide to couple: Get your items be for the gray piranhas get here.
Couple:Who?
Guide: They'll take a finger before you know what happened.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014


shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.

That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014


Atomic shit ton

Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.

shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit

Galen & Patrick have an atomic shit ton of shit to learn about.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014


subarbage

Houses built in haste. The paint peels in three years and the wood rots in five. Packed onto some stripped farm field that used to feed us.

Not taking too long for new housing to fall apart it should be called as is, subarbage, suburban garbage. All the houses across the nation built on streets that look like spaggetti dropped on the floor. Just like the song Ticky Tacky by Malvina Reynolds.

by tmshlp October 24, 2010

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