over the hills

A sexual massage\move performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your way up and over her ample tits. Where you go from there is up to you.

I went over the hills with jennifer last night, i went over the hills and FAR AWAY!!!

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Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

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beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

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Fro

To go away from

i like to run to and fro

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preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

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Bear Claw

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

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Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

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