Ballsacking

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

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corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

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Bitch out

v. intr. (see, its actually intansitive; you get effort points, i guess)

Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out

To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses

"That ho bitched out all over your face."

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Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

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PrincessVegeta

A name derived from DBZ character vegeta. It combines the strength and appearence of a male anime character with the female sex.
Also a beloved admin of a Dutch forum and despite her claims, she prefers TNT over Anakin.
The name is often replaced by a simple PV.

PrincessVegeta blew up the planet with her Final Flash.
PrincessVegeta works hard to keep the forum in working

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screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

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over the hills

A sexual massage\move performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your way up and over her ample tits. Where you go from there is up to you.

I went over the hills with jennifer last night, i went over the hills and FAR AWAY!!!

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