shitgoose

A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.

Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.

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Toledo, Ohio

Toledo, Ohio or as we call it "the armpit of the United States" cause it stinks like shit here.

Its really a great town if you wanna become fat, die of 2nd hand smoke, or be homeless because there are no jobs.

You don't know the meaning of suck until you visit Toledo, Ohio

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