toastcansmas

toastcansmas is the national holiday signifying the birth of toast cans on november 22nd.

“merry toastcansmas!”
“bro i can’t belice it’s toastcansmas! it’s my favorite holiday”

toaster sunday

the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.

“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”