Alden

A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies

Hey can I sit with you at lunch today?
Sorry bro, there’s no room...Alden’s sitting with us today?

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Tubelight

An Asian word for below average high school Indian students

Ah why did he get a B in Honors PreCalc?
He’s a tubelight, that’s why

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wack fuck

a state of mind or being that is so incredibly fucked in any direction, positive or negative, that there are no words other than “wack fuck”

“the Republican Party is so fucking wack fuck right now”

Woah fuck

an expression to coincide with something truly bad or egregious

did you hear that 7th grade band?? Their music was too hard!! It sounded like “woah fuck”