First Snow Angel

The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.

Mateo: How was your night?

Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.

Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?

Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.

Mateo: Gross, dude.

Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.

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