cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

chalk him up

tricking someone, telling them a fake story, that they believe.

Sometimes spelt chorkers,
there are usually gangs called chorkers and then people called chorkees, which usually get tricked.

"the deepest part of the Atlantic ocean is 3 metres deep"
"oh right"

"hahahaha, chalk him up"

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