louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

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hockeyer

a hockey player

Todd is a good hockeyer

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bag

<i>vt.</i> Short for douchebag.

Christ Maggie, you're such a bag.

or

Bobby, stop being a bag or go home.

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guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

stank box

a dirty chick's twat

I wanna hit that stank box.

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br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.

"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"

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