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auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!

0 / infinity = auwa

by Todd April 24, 2003


louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 16, 2005


bag

<i>vt.</i> Short for douchebag.

Christ Maggie, you're such a bag.

or

Bobby, stop being a bag or go home.

by Todd April 22, 2005


quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd December 10, 2003


guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 04, 2003


br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.

"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"

by Todd July 08, 2003


monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 05, 2005