bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

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get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.

"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."

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decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

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Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

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Brick-a-Brick

Term used to explain that you got some action the night before

yeah, last night I got a little brick a brick

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candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

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