louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

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Brick-a-Brick

Term used to explain that you got some action the night before

yeah, last night I got a little brick a brick

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Bucket Fanny

a deep and wide vagina

Old whores have bucket fannys

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ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

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tworp

One who farts in a pool and then eats the fart bubbles as they rise to the surface.

The lifeguard forced the tworp to leave the pool

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Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

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candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

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