Oh Lordie McShortie

a phrase said when a short person says or does something strange.

short person: "I'm gonna eat your eyeballs!"
taller person: "...Oh lordie mcshortie...

Meerix

the dumb friend that loves to make dad jokes and thinks they’re the funniest person in the world, also v annoying and doesn’t know when to stop also gets very angry/sad if you take too long to message them back

“that’s Meerix, they’re funny but also very very annoying”