Vejazzling

the art of bedazzling the vagina

did you hear jennifer love hewitt talk about Vejazzling her vajayjay.. she says it looks like a disco ball..

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shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

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