pickle dork

Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.

The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks

unolingual

Spanglish; a person that speaks only English and does not plan to learn or even try to learn Spanish

In an annoyed tone, she replied to her colleague who always greeted her in Spanish "I don't speak Spanish, I am unolingual"

capooty

Turned to Shit; Broken to the extent that it can't be fixed.

The heater in our house finally went capooty, time to get a new one.