Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

dingledorf

Employees who work from home and don't do anything all day.

Those people always complain their computers don't work and dingledorf around all day.

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Screwber

An uber where the passenger pays for the fare with sex instead of money.

I couldn't afford Uber so I called Patrick up and took Screwber instead.