Button hole

The first hole of many holes

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes

Ebolist

(Ea-bowl-ist) Ebolist - is a reference to a person or subject infected with the Ebola virus. Specifically shortening the explanation of the reference's status.

Example:

Person 1: "I'm not going to that airport.!"
Person 2: " Why not?"
Person 1: "Well what if there are Ebolist there?!"

Example 2: The president was hugged by a former Ebolist

wig wagger

is when a person on crack is in a hury and looses their wig

look at that wig wagger, about to loose their wig