law school sober

The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:

1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret

-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...

-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.

-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!

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prexhausted

Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.

It's March and I'm prexhausted by finals.

You want to go out dancing tonight? I'm prexhausted, sorry.

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