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A gigantic snore that sounds like a construction site is right next to you.
Couple:
Husband:How did you sleep honey?
Wife (unhappily):Not well at all, you were snorging all night!
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The best show ever that can only be explained in one word that still isn't good enough, AWESOME.
We can't get home to late because then we might miss the best TV show in the world, Adventure Time.
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A word you'd use when you want to waste less milliseconds of your life saying 'more exited'.
I'm exiteder than you for the party this weekend.
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An awesome food that is jiggly and comes in multiple colors like red or yellow. Jello is able to be slurped or chewed.
Bob: So, Fred, what do you want for your birthday?
Fred: Well, I have been wanting a year's supply of jello. It's my favorite food!
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To be told to mind your own business or to stop doing something.
Person 1: "So I heard that Person told Person that he was in love with her."
Person 2: "O to the m to the g! Are you serious?!"
Person 3 (who was eavesdropping): "Ya! i heard that too!"
Person 1: "Back off dude! Stop listening to our conversations!"
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