Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.

Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.

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Student Juice

Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.

Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.

"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"

"Probably all that student juice he's had"

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