Tolkien-level autism

A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.

Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.

Oxtard

A term for people who have attended / live in Oxford.

Alice: "Did you hear Mark got hired in London?"
Bob: "Yeah, typical Oxtard move. They always land the big jobs."
Alice: "I know, right? Oxford grads think they're so special."