Tomski on acid

one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.

After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.

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