cytherea

living proof that the female orgasm exists

I jerked off to that hot Cytherea squirting video earlier

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activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.

Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

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OUR UAV IS ONLINE

1. What is said on Call of Duty 4 when you get a 3 kill streak. A UAV(Unmanned Aerial Vehicle) helps you know where the enemies are on the radar in the game.

2. What you say when you see a mass pwning of people whether in real life, movie or a video game(besides CoD4)

1. After getting a 3 kill streak in CoD4, billy pressed right on the d-pad on his xbox controller to activate the UAV.

2. While watching the new Rambo movie, in the theater, some kid yelled out " OUR UAV IS ONLINE " when Rambo was on the 50 cal shooting the soldiers.

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VPILF

Sarah Palin

vice president i'd like to fuck.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF

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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

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