Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

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de ass

Removing one's backside from something.

You need to de ass that chair, I was sitting there first!

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take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

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Talking Chumash

1. A language spoken by the Chumash Indians of coastal California. 2. A language spoken by intoxicated individuals.

There goes Bob again; he's standing next to that chick and talking Chumash.

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Blue Tips

Old women who travel with tour groups. So noted because of their hair color.

Yeah, I've got a load of Blue Tips coming in from Clearwater tomorrow.

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