suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

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Fawsome

what you call a golfing FOURSOME in Staten Island.

"so johnny, i guess we're a twosome today?" "no sal, tony and vinny are coming so we have a fawsome."

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cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

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brainbuster

the opponent is set up for the suplex but is reversed and is slammed underneath the attacker's arm, crushing the head/upper back

brainbuster hit! ouch

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tit hair

Usually used as a term describing a very small amount of something.

Yo...dickhead how much do you want me to cut off this two-by-four?
ahhhh...not to much, just a tit hair

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BLORTH

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.

Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)

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queef

A pussy fart. (it asked for 20 letters but I can't say pussy fart in twenty letters, mkay?)

Damn, did you hear that bitch queef?

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