70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

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SciFi Book Worm

when your getting head from a girl with glasses on and you slide ur dick in and out of different gaps between her face and her glasses creating a "worm-like" motion with ur dick.
(help to have an exceptionaly large penis)

I took that chick from the bookstore out and gave her a fuckin scifi book worm!!!

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SciFi BookWorm

While recievin head from a partner with glasses, one must slide their member between the gaps of the the glasses. do this in a random and fast motion, creating a worm-like motion hence the name (helps to have a larger sized penis)

I pulled a fuckin sciFi Bookworm on that bitch from the book store, and she was like "this reminds me of episod 5 of season 2 of star trek whe dr. spak bla bla bla bla" so i fuckin donkey punched that bitch

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cosmo

a sexy little horny BEAST

Cosme G. Martinez from S.H.S. in garden grove,ca

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shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

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raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity

shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures

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tro

King of excuses and of the inventor of the lie. You could identify Tro by asking him where he lives with a 2 month interval between each question.

"I live in a one story beach house."
"Hold on guys. I have to go downstairs and help my sister with here computer."

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