grampa's whiskers

when a load is blown on the face and you sprinkle pubic hair all over it

did you pull out the grampa's whiskers on craig's mom's face last night?

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Friendly Fireman

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.

man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day

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Winnipeg loose

the nickname for any fat and slutty girl from the winnipeg area. usually overwieght and covered in acne.

man i was fisting winnipeg loose last night and then her fucking cat jumped on me and i got a scratch on my face

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