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dodos

Another word for white people in America. Because just like the dodo bird, they're on their way to extinction.

"Seen hundreds of dodos at the starbucks, all alone, clicking on their phones in misery and lonliness, felt like they asshole fell out and their whole family died, while sitting next to each other in Quiet Desperation"

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020


Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020


trees

trees are trees and just trees.

Person one: "got me some trees, about to burn down the chron chron, lower The Boom". Everyone else: "spark it up Son!"

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020