Stake-Out, Fake-Out

(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.

Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!

Sand Nigger Jive

Arabic music that is played in US Army internet cafes in iraq.

Derek: Did you check your facebook last night?

Ryan: No i couldnt, all the bandwidth was being hogged by the Iraqis playing the sand nigger jive.

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Brists

(n). Biceps that are the same diameter as one's wrists. Similar to cankles, but describing one's arms.

Tyler: I been at the gym twice this month, you see how pumped my arms are getting?

Derek: nah, man you still got brists

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