Malkaniser

A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.

Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.

Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!

or

Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.

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Bunny

A nickname which makes me very uncomfortable to refer to my girlfriend to in public as this is her nickname and not a pet name, she is not a rabbit and it isn't any weird sex name, although i do question how she got that nickname when she's that hot I don't care.

I'm dating this hot girl but she's called Bunny

She fuck five times a day?

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quote of faith

Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning.

Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.

Guy1: Did you hear? Bob's got a walk in closet.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.

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Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

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Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

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P.A.N.T.S.

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special

lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.

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reurbanisation

the process of returning back to urban dictionary after being away from it for a long time.

I hadn't been here for 2 weeks but after my reurbanisation I haven't left.

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