The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!
He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
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A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
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the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.
If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.
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A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture
John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate
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When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.
John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.
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Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
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the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.
After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.
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