shimen

The amalgamation of shit and semen in the colon occuring from anal intercourse(usually) under imperfect conditions.

Gross, I just shimened myself, but it's cool; I can clean up and still hang out at the bar.

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Dust Bunny

1. An older lady that obviously used to be hot, but probably/unfortunately doesn't catch as much dick as she used to.

2. A cougar past her prime.
3. Lesley Stahl

Yo this dust bunny has been buying my drinks all night and I'm not sure how to shake her off.