watery grave

A glass of iced tea that is half water and half black tea.

Customer: I'd like a large watery grave for here.
Barista: Sure. Would you like that in a to-go cup?
Customer: No, I said for here.
Barista: Ok.

BDR

Before Da Rona -- the time before COVID-19 came on the scene

We used to hang out at the corner bar BDR, but now we just Zoom every once in a while

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black flower

A glass of iced tea that is half black tea and half hibiscus tea (or some red herbal tea).

Customer: I'd like a small black flower to go.
Barista: No problem. That will be $2.35

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lipserv

This is what you call it when a restaurant serves "vegan" food that is just their regular (non-vegan) entrees with the animal products removed. It's usually bland and boring food.

That vegan food that restaurant had was a salad with the egg, ranch dressing, and bacon bits removed. It was a total lipserv.

FN

FN is an abbreviation for Fucking Namaste, and is typically used as the complimentary closing to an online message similar to "Sincerely Yours" or "Best Wishes." It is often used when the author wishes to convey a strong sense of clarity and purpose. The word "Namaste" is commonly used in India as a general-purpose respectful greeting (either hello or goodbye), however, it has become quite common in other contexts such as Western yoga classes.

Folks, we can no longer tolerate racism in this institution. So, tomorrow, we are closing our doors forever.

FN,

Joaquin Zilzzzy Jr. (your boss).

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