first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...

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free agent

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...

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foodgasm

Food or cooking which when injested creates such delight upon ones pallette as it imitates the feeling one gets when they reach climax during a sexual act. This phenomena appears to only affect females. There have been no known cases of such an event happening to a male.

Whenever I bite into Lisa's chicken, my panties get so wet. I think I might be having a foodgasm...

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