confuzzilusion

The act of making someone 'confuzzled'.

"Whenever he/she messages me, her texts are so everywhere"
"Yeah, he/she's known to use confuzzilusion"

Hot Mum Syndrome

Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'

"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"

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