Applete

A modern yuppie with bright Aasics and lululemon workout gear, can be found using at least 10 different apps while running, in order to reach peak physical performance.

Fabio: omggg do you see that guy running? what a hot bod

Faye: ugh he's just appletic, i want a real football player

Fabio: who needs real athletes when there's so many hot appletes running around