C U Next Tuesday

a polite way of saying cunt

Hey Carol, C U Next Tuesday!!!

gtgtas

Got to go take a shit
Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I gtgtas.
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?!
Guy 1: I gotta to go take a shit man!

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