Gonked; The formal way to combined the words âgoneâ and âfuckedâ. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter âJack Montrealâ used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying âIâm gone and fuckedâ, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; âIâm gonked as fuckâ to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: âI canât make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.â
Informal use: âIâm gonked as fuckâ
Interrogative use: âHow gonked are you right now?â