the cutest, kindest, amazingest motherfucker you'll ever meet. if you meet a piper, hug her and never let her go. if you don't meet a piper, you haven't lived. if you've let go of a piper, ur heart will soon collapse, i promise it
i love you piper <3
"bro have you seen piper"
"yeah bro she's the absolute best"
a cool guy please don't make fun of him he's trying his best
"hey did you hear about ort"
"yeah he seems chill why"