OstrichCamel

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

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Spladoosh

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

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Fedelisk

The act of jizzing out of the facehole. Such an act commonly occurs both publicly and privately, and usually leaves a significant amount of debris. The intensity of the fedelisk is determined by the amount of excitement by the person at the time.

Unlike regular jizzing, one can fedelisk multiple times in one sitting, such as during a very good movie, song, or similar form of entertainment. Fedelisking can also occur when one sees a very attractive mate. Since there are no symptoms of fedelisking, it is impossible to know when someone, even the victim him/herself, is about to fedelisk. Ask your doctor if fedelisking is right for you.

Susan: “This is my sister, Tanya.”
Ron: “HEH!”
Susan: “Euh, how about you clean that up.”
Ron: “How bout I Fedelisk, HHEEEEEH!”

Carl: “Ahh, who fedelisked all over Theater 2? Now I have to clean it.”
Dr. Jackson: “I think it was the homeless man who just left.”

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