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George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people

George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??

by towel401 February 17, 2005

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corporate whore

Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan

A corporate whore has the following characteristics

>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra

>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true

>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software

>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.

>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels

>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work

>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.

>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.

>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit

>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.

>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.

Vicki works 80 hours a week at a 40 hour job and has an obsession with buying chick flicks

by towel401 September 18, 2004

94πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.

"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"

by towel401 January 11, 2004

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


lollercherries

like lol or lollerberries

if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t

Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.

*eats a lollercherry*
lollerberries @ j00

by towel401 January 12, 2004

5πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


sunshine-boy

The kind of all singing-all dancing guy who appears to be loving, caring and seems to be nothing but perfect, ends up stealing your girlfriend just so he could fuck her. They stay together for how ever long sunshine-boy can stay perfect. Which isnt usually very long.

Some guy: What happend to your girlfriend, Katy?
Other guy: Oh, she ran off with some sunshine boy from Kansas named Rupert.

by towel401 October 4, 2004

43πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


drm

Something that all electronic manufacturers like to put on their products nowadays so they will "do their little bit for the industry"

The DRM feature is actually no use to you but people still buy it because all the companies get together and say "we will put DRM on all the products we can from now on"

A little pesky feature that only helps out the content industry but not the person owning it.
Normally you can do what you like with any product you buy, unless it has DRM in which case it will do what the content industry wants it to do as opposed to the person who owns it.

You go into a shop, pay £400 for a brand new iProd to find out that it doesnt do what you want it to do (copy songs??) even though your the one who paid £400 for it. Instead it helps out the recording industry and guess how much they paid for your iPod?? NOTHING! It isnt theirs, but the DRM "helps them out" anyway

by towel401 August 5, 2004

319πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


cess

The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water

There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere

by towel401 April 26, 2007

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