Dimmer Switch

Her nipples are really hard. Poking thru her shirt. "The headlights are on"

That girl needs a dimmer switch.
nipples headlights boobs

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Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.

Look, it's my birthday minute.

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Douche Bag

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.

Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.