blonde moment

when a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything

"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"

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MSG

added to spring rolls

"3 spring rolls please"
"MSG'D!!"
"Ow!! My stomach lining!!"

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Wonkatitis

Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way

Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis

Hungry Jacks

exactly the same as Burger King... just better... like, it actually tastes good... and it's in Australia... you heard me!!

"Yo, burger king is shit, yo!"
"Yer, let's go Hungry Jack's!"
"YO MOMMA!!"

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Cheer Up Emo Kid

"Cheer Up Emo Kid" is the phrase said to a person who is feeling emotionally down over one thing or another.

"My boyfriend and i are losers"
"Cheer Up Emo Kid"

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