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When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
A sudden, extreme racial outburst by a drunk person who is otherwise never racist, and who doesn't remember the episode afterward.
We were all drinking a lot of margaritas, so I am not sure who to believe. I remember the fat girls, the police, the peeing in the bushes, but I don't remember saying 'nigger' that many times! I must have had a nigger fit!
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Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.