abercrombie

A store which I refuse to go into. Upon entering the dark, loud, smelly shit-hole, you immediately feel very gay. The only reason people buy anything from Abercrombie is to be socially accepted. Have no friends? Sell your dignity and buy some Abercrombie shit rags to gain some fake, materialistic frinds in an instant. Do you realize that when you buy an abercrombie shirt that says "ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH" on the front of it, you are advertising their product? And do you realize that you are paying them $50 to advertise their product? Do you see whats wrong there, you degenerate dip-shits? In case you don't.... THEY SHOULD BE PAYING YOU! Upon being insulted for wearing such lame clothing, an abercrombie wearer's only defense is "You can't afford it" Can't afford it? No... Anyone can go out and buy at least one $50 shirt. We're just not retarded enough to buy it. Our self-esteem hasn't reached the point where we feel we must buy our way into society. Abercrombie wearer's have brought the modern meaning to the term "douche-bag". Some asshole with gelled hair, a popped collar, pre-ripped faded acid wash jeans, and rainbows. But rainbows are a whole other story.

Abercrombie Douche #1- "Bro, I was talking to this fine-ass bitch the other night, and I swear, I almost fucked her..."

Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."

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