fucknot

Someone who should not be or exist for the better good of the human race

Holy fuck
You are a fucknot

grownie

When two midgets or dwarves have a average proportioned child

Hey look that midget couple made a grownie

Poturtle

When you shove a potato into a turtle for the purpose of eating it because it naturally comes with its own bowl

Fuck I could really go for a bowl of poturtle

remotemate

When you ask your roommate to do something for you because you're too stoned or drunk or just too dambed lazy to get off your ass and do it yourself

Hey remotemate can you grab me a beer from the freezer