Cumcake

Cum pancake

He gave me cumcakes for breakfast. He came in a pan

Spoment

Short for “special moment” , “sped moment”.
When you suddenly have a moment when you act retarded without it being intentional.

Garrett: “get in the colf gart”
Dianna: “you mean the golf cart?”

Garrett: “shit, i just had a spoment”

Basically any time where you misplace words irl or just sound retarded

Supertarded

When someone is super retarded.

Jake is Supertarded, have you seen him?