Liquor lieutenant

A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.

Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live

pop

1. What some if not most people in the upper half of the United States call soda.

2. An onomatopoeia for when something bursts
3. A name used to address an experienced father or old-head, usually with an 's' at the end
4. The actions of cuando tu mamá te pega con la chancla

1.Friend: Hey man, want a can of pop?

Me: What?
2. When the balloon was squeezed it made a POP!
3. Hey Pops, I'll be back from college next week.
4. Reprobé mi examen ayer, y claro, mi mamá me dio un chanclazo desde el otro lado del cuarto.

Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.