fruitcrate

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

Flum

A derrogatory term, not too vulgar, not too mild.

John is a flum for not giving me that 5 bucks he owes me.

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poorness

1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down

1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person

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Meatloaf

Meatloaf isn't yellow on the outside.

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shank

to stab in the face, usually with a hand made object.

i lost my eye when that fuckin bitch shanked me with a spoon.

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cherry

The hymen considered as a symbol of virginity.

I love fruit.

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pookie

Street slang for a large eggwhite omlet...

"Yo, for $15 I'll sell you some tight ass pookie...."

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