diaper soaked

Covered in a substance.

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.

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Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

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Rue Creek

Magical shire located in the bowls of humanity, also referred to as Pacific County, WA.

A simple place of oblivion also the birth nest of Jay Boone Jovi, Bassist of Widow (AKA Fresh Prince of Rue Creek)

Man, you must be a rue creek creature cougar steppin with a beard of such epic girth and proportions.

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